Your wife has called three times already and the sun isn't even up. You answer every time just in case it's an emergency, but it never is. You wonder how she made it this far in life without you. As the sun pops over the horizon, you forget about how crazy she is and thank God that you are 18 feet up in one of the best rut funnels you have ever seen. The wind is out of the northwest and the temperatures are dropping... not to worry, you have a badass stocking cap atop your beautiful head and you'll be able stay out all day long. Just tell her you lost track of time.
