Licking Branch Tee

You pull in to the driveway with a yearling fork-horn in the bed of your truck. As you hang off the tailgate admiring all of your hard work, your wife comes outside and says, "I thought you said you we going to hold off for a big one this year." Now, you're not only pissed that you shot a small buck, you're pissed that your wife is right. Don't worry, just put on the "FULL SNEAK LICKING BRANCH TEE"  and you will at least look like someone who knows what they are doing. Good luck out there!