Absolute Turkey Tee

It's the perfect spring morning. The air is crisp and cool and the color of the sunrise is beginning to peek over the horizon. In the distance you can here an owl hoot and the woods start to wake up, the sounds of song birds fill the air. Out of nowhere you here a tom rip one of the loudest and longest gobble you have ever heard, goosebumps. It's time to make your move. You get in to perfect position. You call for the first time and he responds instantly. Your hear him pitch down. You call again, and he responds again. He's coming in and you know it. There he is... closing the distance. NOOOO! The morning coffee just kicked in and your bowels are suddenly loaded with a dump truck full of sloppy joes you ate the night before. You have a difficult decision... shoot the tom or crap you pants. Luckily you are wearing a very comfortable tee shirt that has state-of-the-art sleeves designed to be removed at a moments notice for clean up. Good luck this season and God speed!